Like A Phoenix From The Flames

Guess who's back? Only little old me! I went to sign onto my old blog today and there was absolutely nothing there! Nothing, nada, zilch. It looks like I may have been targeted by some twat who thinks it's funny to go around and either change all the posts the owner has ever written to porn links or to just straight delete it. In the past couple of weeks I know that Iggy aka "The Blog Father", Cadmunkey, Kenn and Micro Limit Donkey all falling victim to this cunt. Get a life or put your obvious skills to some use you piece of shit!

For those of you who have followed me from my old blog you know all about me so I'll just say hello bitches. For those of you that are new and have somehow stumbled across here I hope you like what you find and continue to come back. My blogs are mainly about my poker playing, mainly No-Limit Hold'em but I also love to have life rants, speak my mind about various subjects (often without thinking) and from time to time I go off on one and go a little bit crazy and off the wall. I don't usually set out to directly insult people or piss them off but it happens from time to time as I express my opinions in my own unique, from the hip style! If any of my posts or comments offends you please feel free to let the other readers know, just don't expect me to give a shit because to be honest as it's my blog, written in my words and they are my feelings. I used to wear my heart on my sleeve on my old blog and document my every up and down and that will continue so hopefully you'll start to feel you know Yorkshire Pudding and feel part of this blog.

As this is technically a new blog I'm going to totally start from scratch, as if I've never played before. All wins and losses from now on are going to be documented here on these virtual pages and hopefully as my blog grows with time so will my skills and obviously bankroll and I'll have something to look back on in a couple of years and see the progress I have made. I'll be starting a cash game challenge in the next day or two, I'm just waiting for Neteller to confirm they've received my massive deposit of around the $35 mark! Micro-stakes madness, bring it on!

That's it for now boys and girls. Thanks for checking in and best of luck at the tables!